Story of My Life

Monday, 15 March 2010

  • （：

    原來你一直在我身邊
    不管距離多麼遙遠
    就算烏雲在眼睛裡不散     你的笑容讓我燦爛

    原來    你就在我的身邊
    不 管時間怎麼疏遠
    所以就算我飛上了雲端
    只要想像    你住在我心裡 我就心安

Tuesday, 02 March 2010

  • IMAO.

    ((上集))

    [無言] 上輩子殺錯人的結果....

    我是個國中的國文老師生平最痛苦的事情就是改作文

    字醜就算了還會自己學倉頡創字
    創字就算了還會用自己奇怪的邏輯寫句子
    每次都改到哭笑不得
    這次出的作文題目是「美食與我」
    我非常沾沾自喜
    相當期待這麼生活化又簡單的題目
    一定能讓他們發揮的淋漓盡致
    可以減輕我每次改作文到快往生的噩運

    沒想到我錯了
    這些天兵們每個都是笨板未來的棟樑......
    節錄一些下來這些害我邊改邊大笑

    1.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，但是生魚片最讓我困擾的
    地方 就是他的魚刺很多。

    2.我最喜歡吃的食物是生魚片，唯一美中不足的是，他總是沒 煮熟。

    3.我最喜歡吃的美食是青菜，青菜中最喜歡吃的美食是白菜， 為什麼喜歡吃白菜呢？因為他是青菜的一種（繞口令嗎？）

    4.我最喜歡吃滷肉飯跟貢丸湯，他們對我來說不只是一種美 食，而是...兩種美食。（真是謝謝你的數學教學）

    5.我最喜歡吃外婆煮的菜，裡面包含了很多愛心，但是萬一 外婆死了我就吃不到了，所以我要趁外婆還活著的時候，叫他每 天煮三餐給我吃。

    （這算老人虐待嗎）

    6.我最喜歡吃那種在外面跑的雞肉（所以你要吃雞肉前都要追 著他跑？）

    7.我最喜歡吃美食，是那種出現在陸地上，天天都看的到的那 種肉（人肉？）

    8.我對美食的要求很嚴格，他不能是由一位傷心的廚師做出來 的（連續劇看太多了，孩子）

    9.媽媽很厲害，他下廚以後，可以把一顆蛋變成一顆荷包蛋 （不然？）

    10.每次媽媽煮完菜我們全家都會歡呼，於是媽媽就走進廚房 再做第二道（原來你家都是一道菜吃完再煮一道…）

    11.我很喜歡跟爸爸去逛夜市，因為美食都能讓我感到垂涎 三尺，只要我看到那些食物出現，就會跟爸爸說我要吃這個我要 吃那個 ，結果我當然什麼都沒吃到(好心酸的孩子)

    12.我最喜歡吃媽媽煮的菜，跟外面賣的差的可遠呢 (那到底是好吃還是不好吃?)

    13.世界上美食很多，其中我最喜歡吃的外國料理是台南擔仔 麵 (同學,請問你是哪國人?)

    14.生魚片實在是太好吃了，每次一想到我的口水都會緩緩的 滴下來…. (慢動作?)

    15.有一樣食物讓我百吃不厭，那就是雙胞胎，名字聽起來 大家一定都會覺得很奇怪，沒錯，他就是很奇怪（這樣有解釋到 嗎？）

    16.我吃東西總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛 (我呼吸總是又快又急，沒辦法，熟能生巧嘛…這位同學，成語是這樣用的嗎!)

    有前輩說他上輩子殺了人，所以這輩子處罰他當老師
    唉...我想我不只殺了人，還是殺錯人才會淪落到當國文老 師。。。
    繼續羞愧去......大家晚安




    ((下集))

    老師又來了!

    繼上次的「美食與我」之後
    我又來出賣我的學生了
    既然殺錯人的事實已經造成 總是要自娛娛人一下才不會浪費

    這次的作文題目是：交朋友最重要的事

    之前記敘文寫的讓人噴飯
    這次論說文寫的讓人... 來看看國中生覺得交朋友最重要的事是什麼吧!

    1. 他讀了很多書，很會打電動，也很孝順，所以能跟我做朋友是 他的福氣 （我以為你稱讚的是你朋友…）

    2. 自從認識他以後，我的人生有了三百六十度的轉變 （沒變就是了…）

    3. 我的夢想就是過著貧蛋無味的生活 (該如何過起可以教我嗎…)

    4. 俗話說:一寸光陰一寸精，寸精難買寸光陰（你的句子讓老師 有點害羞…）

    5. 交朋友最重要的事，就是確定他很正常 (所以要去醫院檢查…?)

    6. 我不能沒有朋友！不能！不能不能不能！(好好好…老師知道 你的悲憤了…)

    7. 怎麼判斷對方是不是不良少年呢？最重要的是，先確定他是不 是都待在陰暗的地方（所以晚上工作的人都是不良少年…?）

    8. 世界上有很多種朋友，有好的朋友，壞的朋友，高的朋友，矮 的朋友，聰明的朋友，笨的朋友，男的朋友，女的朋友，不 男不女的朋友，真的朋友，假的朋友，老的朋友，死的朋友， 其中我最欣賞的就是會畫畫的朋友（...老師有合理的 理由懷疑你的分類是在混版面，而且你的"其中"不是從你之前 舉的例子舉出來的！）

    9. 如果對方作了十惡不赦的事情，我們就要和他斷交。比如說， 上學遲到、作業沒交、掃地不認真…（原來在你的世界裡，這樣 就十惡不赦了…）

    10. 俗話說：三人成虎，所以朋友多真的很重要 (不是有數字就代表多人…不然…老師有點想把你五馬分屍)

    11. 他總是能適時的生出他的手幫我。 (請問怎麼"生"…)

    12. 我對朋友的要求沒有很高，只要他願意跟我一起花他的錢就好 (有這樣的朋友記得介紹給我…)

    13. 我朋友很討厭，每次都把他的弟弟交給我保管 （需要保險箱嗎？）

    14. 我朋友家開早餐店，我每次去他家，他都會吹包子給我吃 （看了半天才知道是台語的蒸包子）

    15. 我幫助朋友總是不求回抱（的確是不用這麼激情…）

    16. 中國有句老話說：朋友，就只是朋友；不是朋友，就不只是朋 友。這句話真有道理。（真的有這句話嗎…）

    17. 我都和我的朋友去八方雲集看舞蹈表演 (看鍋貼跳舞嗎…)

Saturday, 27 February 2010

  • Believing is Believing

    I believe.  
    I believe in stepping on crunchy leaves on my way to class.
    I believe in making my mark on fresh snow.
    I believe in seasons.
    I believe in traveling with spring, summer, fall and winter as if they were the timekeepers in this race called life.  

    I believe that life is neither a race nor a game.
    I believe in living moments like now is the only time and living each second like there is no tomorrow
    Because I believe in embracing the past, living at the present, and making the future happen.   

    Sometimes, I believe I can fly.
    I believe in reaching for the stars, rising to challenges, and achieving the impossible. 
    I believe in living life, laughing at insignificant things, and making a difference.
    I believe in dancing like no one is watching and hugging like I will never see you again.
    With an open mind and an accepting heart, I believe in who I am. 

    I believe in values, ethics and morals.
    I believe that there’s a greater good in people, I believe in second chances, and I believe that we are all here for a reason.
    I believe in believing.    

Thursday, 25 February 2010

  • a thousand miles

    yes, that is indeed my ring tone.
    HAHHAHA. i love how everyone recognize that song though.
    it was hilarious when my phone went off in class,
    of course, i was like ohhh no, and quickly turned off my phone,
    and then this guy turned around and was like "nice ring tone, dude"
    hahhahhahha, and it only played for like 5 seconds. :)

    anyways. three more weeks till im home.

    so in love.. hahahha. (:
    Everybody knows, but nobody really knows
    how to make it work or how to ease the hurt
    And I know one day you’ll see, nobody has it easy.

Sunday, 21 February 2010

  • quarters

    yo yo yo whatsup? so time for studying for midterms once again. yup. its that time of the quarter. once again. can you believe it? so much work and so little time. hahhah. my fab life has just gone down the drain because of midterms. woohoo. hahha. kidding. im banning myself from fb for this week and next because i just have too much to do. :P hopefully, it will all pay off in the end. ;) study hard teresa chen, chase after those A+++++. ahhahahah. okay im out!

    oh also. happy mardi gra, chinese new year, valentine's day, and black history month!!!
    oh february is the new holiday season. (: at least in college. hahah. i love those themed meals in dining halls!!





Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Sunday, 14 February 2010

  • valentine's day & chinese new year

    so i went to celebrasia yesterday. a lot of fun. tons of awesomeness. hahah. i really really enjoyed the little clips in between the performances. it was so cute! hahha. anyways. it kind of reminded me of san mateo rallies with the whole opening with a video and its all related and what not. hahha. amazingness.  i was definitely laughing my head offf so much. hahah. and the camera was right next to us too. oops. failed. so happy chinese new year and valentine's day!!!! and to all of us single ladies out there, put your hands up. as beyonce say would say. lol. anyways. so to recap. ive experienced the most awkward day of my life ever. i hope nothing can top this.  hahha. (: okay. time to go work on my speeech. speeeeeeeeeeech.
    i hope everyone has enjoyed their valentine & yummy chinese new year. ;)

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

Tuesday, 09 February 2010

  • average day

    worst day ever?
    well it sort of started out that way.
    public speaking was giving me a heart attack.
    impromptus today? omg.
    and then i was standing near the bus stop
    when a crazy driver drove by
    and splashed all these dirty snow on me.
    a blizzard is basically whats going on outside right now.
    that was the worst experience in my life. period.

    hahha. it got better though.
    free food at tech
    & i found out that average of that midterm was a 67. lol.

Monday, 08 February 2010

  • ordinary people

    i dont know why, but i strangely feel sentimental randomly throughout the day today. im blasting sad love songs, reflecting on normally what I would consider as meaningless incidents, and ive been spacing out just thinking about stuff. hahhaha. maybe we are just ordinary people. no matter who we are, we're really really similar to the person next to us. this is such a weird topic to think about. but today in public speaking class, all of the sudden all these guys admitted that they were color-blind. hahah. and so i had this conversation with one of my friends. is it being "gene discriminatist" when you choose to not date a guy just because he is color-blind? but then isnt that the same thing as choosing a guy because of his height? what about choosing someone base on looks? these factors are way beyond people's control? and who's to judge? yes, thanks to natural selection, we could technically argue that having gene discrimination is part of nature. but how is that different from being racist? is it the same? it all comes from genes? scary, eh? or maybe i just think too much. is it justifiable to say that you are looking out for your kids, the next generation? hmmm.... weird. hahha. i dont really know what to make of this to tell the truth. it seems way to complicated for me. hahhahhhaa.

    john legend picture! (:

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    • Name: Teresa
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    • Birthday: 3/24/1991
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  • hello! im teresa chen, also known as T.Chen by some. my journey began on march 24th, 1991, and I'm 18 years young. I am currently a senior at san mateo high schoool (class of ohhhh nine, oh soo fine!), and I will be attending Northwestern next year. (so buh bye sunny california, and embrace the hella freezing cold of chicago) i ♥ being part of SCC '09! :], playing water polo, swimming, hanging out with friends, AID '08, having fun, visiting Taiwan, being happy, laughing with my family, karaoking, watching basketball games, and enjoying life. i like movies, books, post-its, the city, House , smiles (:, my camera, scavenger hunts, craziness, fb stalking, guilty pleasures or shows for hopeless romantics, water balloon fights, xanga updates, bento box hamburgers, hi-chews, the art of folding clothes at old navy, rainbows for "imagination" (HAHA), dragon fruits, in&out, blueberries, planners, long scc messages, sunglasses, walks on the levee, bike rides to the post office & sunsets.

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